Out There is a music video made by LittleKuriboh. The song is a parody of Out There from Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

This song parody centers around Young Marik's desire to explore the world outside the Pharaoh's tomb.

As LittleKuriboh began frequently making song parodies, musical Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series videos would often appear on his YouTube channel. This one was posted on May 8th, 2010.

The video takes place in Egypt during Marik Ishtar's childhood. While complaining about his position as tombkeeper underground and remarking wistfully about a possible life above ground, Marik Ishtar is berated by his father, Hank, in song. Hank rants on about the negative effects of the world above ground; Marik persistantly fails to change his views on the subject. Marik continues his song and describes what it would be like if he could spend one day "Out There".

Lyrics Edit

MARIK:
Geez, it really sucks that I'm doomed to spend the rest of my life in servitude to a king who died over five thousand years ago. Can't I just go outside this one time? It looks like fun out there.

HANK
No! Listen to me, Billy.

MARIK:
But my name's Marik.

HANK
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! Heed my warning. For I am your dad and am therefore the smartest person who will ever talk down to you. Because I created you with my bodily fluids.

MARIK:
Okay.

HANK
The world is gay.
The world is stupid.
It's me alone who you can trust in this whole tomb thing
I am your daddy guy
I who spank you, whip you, flay you, beat you
I who filled your Playstation with beer
Why are you so bitchy when I gave you a Playstation?
Stay down here
Because it's nice.

Remember what I told you, Billy.

You're kinda hot.

MARIK:
I'm kinda hot.

HANK
And you are sexy.

MARIK:
And I am sexy.

HANK
And these are things
Which will earn you
A lot of fangirls!
They'll touch your naughty place!

MARIK:
I won't let them disgrace me.

HANK
Out there they will put you in
Fanfiction

MARIK:
Their slash fanfiction.

HANK
Out there they will glomp
And squee and cheer

MARIK:
Such bad fanfiction.

HANK
Why open the door
To all their vile perversion?
Stay down here
Be faithful, Billy

MARIK:
I'm Marik

HANK
Be grateful, Billy

MARIK:
I'm Marik

HANK
Do what I say
Obey
And die
Down here

MARIK:
I'll die
Down here

MARIK:
You know I can't really use my Playstation if I can't go to the store and buy video games for it.

HANK
Okay, that does it. I'm gonna go pour beer in your X-Box 360. That's a red ring of death waiting to happen.

MARIK:
Hid beneath the desert within halls of rock and stone
Gazing at the moonlight up above me
All my life I've wondered as I toil down here below
What that friggin' Pharaoh guy wants of me
All my life I've yearned to see their faces
Caring not if they should hate or love me
All my life I've wondered how it feels to pass a day
Not below them
I would show them

And out there
Living in the sand
Give me one day out there
Cause until then I'm banned
Exiled forever

Out there
Where they all live unaware
What I'd give
What I'd dare
Just to kill and slay out there!

Out there where I'll be free to track them down and end their lives
Through the dunes and villages I'll hunt them
Every man will shout and scream and cry out for their wives
While I grab their babies and I punt them
If I could carve their skin
I'd torture every infant

Out there
Dueling in Japan
Win some card games out there
And buy some spray on tan
Then read some yaoi
Out there
Just one day and then
I swear I'll make them beg
And despair
Won't relent
Foes, beware!
Even if Bakura
Doesn't care
I'll have spent
One day
Out there!