I'm on a Blimp
From Yu-Gi-Oh!
I'm On A Blimp (ft. Teddy) is a music video made by LittleKuriboh. The song is a parody of I'm on a Boat by The Lonely Island. This is the first uncensored video released by LittleKuriboh that contains profanity.
[edit] Lyrics
TEDDY:
Hail Satan!
KAIBA:
Oh, snap!
Get your trading cards ready,
'cause we're about to throw down!
Everybody in the place,
shuffle your fucking deck!
And make sure you don't have any illegal cards,
or you shall be disqualified!
MARIK:
God Cards are okay, though!
KAIBA & MARIK:
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Everybody look at me,
'cause I'm duelling on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Take a good hard look
at the motherfucking blimp!
MARIK:
I'm on a blimp, motherfucker,
In the fucking sky!
Straight pimping on a blimp,
and I'm so high!
Yugi Muto wears clothes
like a fucking gimp!
He can't stop me and my minions,
'cause I'm on a blimp!
KAIBA:
Hit the ignition switch!
I'm on a blimp, bitch!
We're playing card games in the sky,
'cause I'm so rich.
I got locator cards,
and my duel disk!
I'm winning finals;
you're in Duelist Kingdom, losing star chips!
MARIK:
I'm riding on a dragon,
shooting flames and smoke!
It's breathing fire,
making everybody choke!
But this ain't Middle Earth,
and we're not Frodo and Sam!
And we're not gay, by the way;
'least I don't think that I am...
KAIBA:
I'm on a blimp and,
it's going fast and,
we're flying over a city
that looks like Zanarkand!
I'm the KaibaCorp King
on a blimp like Kiki;
if you're on the ground,
then you're sure not me-me!
MARIK:
Get the fuck up!
THIS BLIMP IS REAL!
Fuck land, I'm in the clouds, motherfucker!
Fuck Squall, I like Cloud, motherfucker!
My fangirls think I'm well-endowed, motherfucker!
To murder Yugi's what I've vowed, motherfucker!
KAIBA:
Hey dad, if you could see me here:
arms spread wide as the fangirls cheer,
sounding just like Solid Snake from Metal Gear!
With Obelisk in my deck,
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
TEDDY:
Yeah.
Never thought I'd be in the air;
I'm just a fluffy cute teddy bear!
Lord Sa-ta-a-an, look at me-e, o-o-o-oh!
Never thought I'd feel so well;
it would be funny if somebody fell!
Hey, what's that burning smell?
Oh, it's your mother playing card games in HELL!
KAIBA & MARIK
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Everybody look at me,
'cause I'm duelling on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Take a good hard look
at the motherfucking blimp!
