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Yu-Gi-Oh! Bonds Beyond Time Abridged is a parody of the Bonds Beyond Time movie. It stars LittleKuriboh as Yugi and Yami Yugi (among others), ShadyVox as Jaden, and TheAzureCrow as Yusei. It premiered at the Youmacon 2011 anime convention in Detroit, Michigan, on November 3-6, 2011.

VideoEdit

The full version of the movie was uploaded to the channel ObeyMyRod, which is used for Marik's "Let's Play" of Bloodlines, on November 8, 2011.

CompleteEdit

BBT Abridged Movie - Full Version(35:53)
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PlotEdit

The story starts in 5D's with Yusei having a nightmare that "card games on motorcycles" don't exist. The story goes to Jaden who is in Venice for an unknown reason, which happens to be empty. Jaden is rapping while a villain calling himself Paradox is having his dragons shoot at him. Paradox says he is trying to kill Jaden because he destroyed the future. Back in Yusei's time he is enjoying the spring morning when he is interrupted by Jack and Crow, who want Yusei to decide whether or not liking "Top Gun" is gay. Yusei deems that it is not, and they ride their motorcycles while singing songs from the "Top Gun" soundtrack when Paradox shows up. Jack tells Yusei to show him his Junk Warrior several times which Yusei finds confusing. Yusei summons Stardust Dragon and Paradox turns it into a "crappy 3D effect". Paradox then leaves. The trio return to their garage where Leo and Luna come and show everyone an article they found on Wikipedia about Pegasus and Yugi. Jack says Yugi was the greatest duelist that ever lived. The article says that he died a virgin and his last words were "Oh god I've wasted my life." The article also says that dragons showed up and destroyed most of Eastern Europe ten years ago. In the picture of the dragons is Paradox, and the article notes that he stole Yusei's card to use it to destroy the past. Then the world starts disintegrating, but Jack thinks it's snow. Using the power of the Crimson Dragon, Yusei travels to Jaden's time, where Jaden is still trying to explain to Paradox that his name isn't protagonist. Jaden gets hit by Stardust Dragon's attack, and his card Neos is stolen. Stardust attacks again but Jaden is saved by the Crimson Dragon. Paradox leaves Jaden's time for some reason leaving Jaden and Yusei alone in Venice.

Yusei and Jaden introduce themselves. Yusei hates Jaden for being happy all the time. Yusei reveals that he is from the future but he can't give away any spoilers, since doing so would cast them into a world where time and space have no meaning. Yubel and Professor Banner appear next to Jaden, and Jaden tells Yusei he can see dead people. Jaden opens the internet and finds they need to head to Yugi's time, where Pegasus is going to release his new trading cards at the "gayest event ever". At the event, fireworks go off and Yugi's grandfather thinks that America is invading again. Paradox uses his three dragons to destroy several buildings, killing Pegasus, Grandpa and hundreds of innocent citizens in the process. Yugi finds Grandpa's bandana, and breaks down crying, but then he revealed he just wanted an oscar award. Yugi gets picked up by Yusei and Jaden. Yusei and Jaden introduce themselves, but refuse to give Yugi spoilers on whether or not he dies a virgin. They assess the situation with Yugi, who realizes Grandpa is really dead and hasn't been sent to the Shadow Realm, a concept that confuses Jaden and Yusei since it didn't appear in GX or 5D's. The trio travel back in time to before Paradox launched his attack, and decide they need to create a diversion to evacuate the area, so Jaden shoots at the stage with a blast of energy. Paradox appears and takes off his mask, which seemed pointless to be wearing in the first place since none of the three protagonists know who he is. Yami whispers something to Yugi and they initiate the "Super Special Awesome Transformation Sequence... in 3D!". Paradox decides on the turn order which Yugi thinks is unfair, wondering what kind of idiot would agree to that, at which point Jaden quickly agrees to the terms.

Paradox activates Malefic World to intimidate the protagonists, which fails as they think it's a nice change of scenery. Paradox explains that card games destroyed his time and he invented time travel so he could travel back in time to murder Pegasus, but cannot come up with a sensible explanation for his other murders or card thefts. Yugi tells Yusei that the duel will take place with feet firmly on the ground, not on motorcycles, which Yusei clearly understands. Throughout the duel Yusei and Yami seem to develop a mutual attraction to each other which they try to cover up. Yusei Synchro Summons Junk Gardna. Paradox summons Malific Cyber End Dragon and Malefic Rainbow Dragon, the latter of which angers Jaden since it's his best friend's card. Jaden starts rapping, defeating Paradox's dragons. Paradox Synchro Summons Malefic Paradox Dragon. When Yugi's turn, he uses the rules of Duel Monsters that applied to his time (which are a broken exploitable mess) to summon Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl (or dark magician with big boobies as yugi said.) Things are going well until Paradox summons Malefic Truth Dragon. The protagonists all sing a parody of the song beezleboss by tenacious d during their last turn and defeat Paradox, apparently killing him. Yusei and Yugi decide that if anyone asks, Jaden did it. As they are saying their goodbyes and arguing over who actually won the duel Jaden reveals that Yami will die at the end of his series. Time and space collapse and the three protagonists are warped to purgatory. then yugi said "well this is just fan tucking fastic"sarcasticly, and just then Yuma Tsukumo appears yelling how "extreme" the subspace is.

Cast and CrewEdit

Written & directed by LittleKuriboh

Starring:

TheAzureCrow as Yusei Fudo
ShadyVox as Jaden Yuki
LittleKuriboh as Yugi Moto

Also starring: Kirbopher as Crow Hogan & Yuma Tsukumo
Wario as Himself
Squeaky93 as Aki Izayoi
Juicey Flannigan as Yubel
xthedarkone as Announcer #1
Juicey Flannigan as Announcer #2
Everybody else was probably voiced by LittleKuriboh
Or Juicey Flannigan

"Linoleum Knife" Opening animation by CrikeyDave
"Doctor Who" Title Sequence by MasakoX
Subspace Sequence Art by The Amazing Rinbo
"Beelzeboss" Mixed by ShadyVox
"Stronger" Lyrics written by LittleKuriboh performed by ShadyVox

Special ThanksEdit

TeamFourStar
The cast of Wha-Chow
Juicey Flannigan
The Rower
All my Cheerleader Squids
Konami
Kazuki Takahashi
azurada3
Sephirex
Sehanort
wraith10
PlayTheDamnCard
All Yu-Gi-Oh Fans Everywhere
But especially... you!