Bandit Keith - United States of America
From Yu-Gi-Oh!
[edit] Lyrics
Bandit Keith: In America! I went down to the game shop and I saw Yugi Moto, and he was all like
Yami: It's time to duel!
Bandit Keith: And I'm like, " In America!" And then Seto Kaiba comes up to me and he's all like,
Kaiba: Screw the rules, I have money!
Bandit Keith: And I'm like, "Yeah, in America!" So later I'm at Duelist Kingdom and Tristan comes up and he's all like,
Tristan: My voice gives me super...
Bandit Keith: And I'm like, "Yeah, in America!"
'Cause this is my United States of America!
And this is my United States of America!
And this is my United States of America!
And then it's 3am and I'm on the corridor wearing an American flag on my head. And this dude comes up and he's all like,
Kemo: Attention duelists!
Bandit Keith: And I'm like, "Yeah, in America!" And then I'm playing Dungeon Dice Monsters in the alley, Duke Devlin comes up and he's like,
Duke Devlin: [Justin Timberlake's SexyBack plays while he talks] Hey, I thought I told you not to...
Bandit Keith: I'm like, "Yeah, in America!" And then up comes Joey Wheeler and I'm like, "Yo, Joey, what's up?" And he's like,
Joey Wheeler: Let me guess--in America, right?
Bandit Keith: And I'm like, "I wasn't going to say that! [pause] ...in America."
'Cause this is my United States of America!
And this is my United States of America!
[edit] Trivia
The song is a parody of "My United States of Whatever" by Liam Lynch.
